Fishing season hadn’t opened yet, and a fisherman who didn’t have a license was beginning to cast for trout. A stranger approached and asked: “Any luck?”
“Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took ten out of this stream yesterday,” he boasted.
“So you’ve had quite a good time out here, eh? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the stranger.
“Nope.”
“Well, I’m the new game warden.”
“Oh,” gulped the fisherman. “Well, do you know who I am?”
“Nope.”
“I’m the biggest liar in the state.”
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Top Ten signs that you’ve bought a cheap car . . .
10. Your tinted windows are actually Hefty garbage bags.
9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.
8. The hi-tech stereo system often requires a change of needles.
7. The rear-view mirror says, “Objects in Mirror Are All Better Than This Piece of Junk.”
6. The odometer on the dashboard is manual. You must depress the button after each mile traveled.
5. News Nine TV Traffic helicopter warns other drivers what highway you’re taking.
4. The sticker on the windshield says, “Batteries not included.”
3. You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals.
2. You can go only to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.
1. When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.
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An adult’s mother is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
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Somebody has well said that there are only two kinds of people in the world—those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning, Lord,” and those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it's morning.”
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