Jokes—Volume 3

          Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned

                      Your Internet Password

                                      by Dave Fore

10.  E-Mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.”

 9.  Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

 8.  You find you’ve been subscribed to strange 

          newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

 7.  Your web browser has a new bookmark 

          listing: <http://www.feline.com/>.

 6.  Your mouse has teeth marks in it—and a strange 

          aroma of tuna.

 5.  You receive an e-mail notice that someone has just bought your dog

     that was put up for bid on eBay.

 4.  Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

 3.  You keep finding new software around your house like Doom for Cats

        and WarCat II.

 2.  On the Internet, you’re known as the IronMouser.

 1. You find little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.